Protecting Animals and People: March 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

COULD IT BE?

That bright orb in the sky...it almost looks like...why yes! The Sun! It looks like the Sun! It's been so long, I almost forgot!

One thing is for certain, our fuzzy friends haven't, and they are out to enjoy it. Which means we need to keep a closer eye on them! Just a friendly reminder...keep those doggies under your watchful eye! Just turning them out to roam free while they take a bathroom break, can wind up being a very expensive proposition for you, and a very uncomfortable one for your pet.

I cannot emphasize enough how much tougher the enforcement of the animal codes will be this year. Please...for the sake of your pet, and your finances...keep those wandering four-legged friends under close supervision.

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DOG RULES:

1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house.

2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.

3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the doghouse in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases.

6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.

10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.

11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers.

12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow.

13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.

14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair!

15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true.

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

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